Satire Recipes

Real Recipes – Stupid Stories

Like many of you, I recall a point where I grew tired of scrolling through paragraph upon paragraphs of text to get to a stinking recipe. As a former snake oil salesman SEO strategist, I get it…content is king. So if I wanted to publish a recipe blog, it dawned on me that I would have to bow down to the search engines (ok, really just Google because who uses Bing besides really old people). But if that was the case, I wasn’t going to go spilling my guts about how I developed this recipe after returning from a vacation or that recipe because my husband demands it or whatever. So please enjoy these fun little stories to accompany the recipes below. I hope you will find them as charming and offensive as they are useful and delicious.

Creepy hand gripping a thawing black banana

It’s time to cozy up with your favorite kitty (which should be all of them!) and enjoy a fresh, warm slice of NANNA BREAD!

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Wet hand gripping a raw wet hot dog

Learn how to build the THOT dog that will be the envy of all the other THOTs.

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Authentic recipe more pure than anything Pablo Escobar could ever dream of.

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